The 14 Different Types of Creepy Guys that Message you on Facebook

Facebook Messenger is the creepiest thing since actual real-life stalking.  Unless of course you know the person.  If you’re messaging your friends, family, significant other, classmates, or textbook sellers, you’re normal.  But if you fit under the following 14 categories, you are a creepy stalker who should reevaluate your life.  The below screenshots come from my friend’s inboxes and my inbox. Yes, there are a million more creepy Facebook messages that my friends and I have received over the years, but we chose these lucky #stagefiveclingers:

1. The “Simple Hey” Guy

2. The “Weird Foreign” Guy

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3. The “Physical Compliment” Guy


4. The “Strange Complement” Guy

5. The “Oldie/ Wanna-Be Sugar Daddy” Guy

6. The “I’ve tried for years, but I’m never giving up” Guy

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7. The “I saw you on Tinder” Guy

8. The “Trying to Meet Girls Through the FB group Before College Starts” Guy

9. The “Too Shy to Talk in Person” Guy

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10. The “Bipolar/ Socially Awkward/ I have no idea what I’m doing” Guy


11. The “We Met on Vacation” Guy


12. The “I Met You Once, but I’m in Love With You” Guy

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13. The “Let’s Chill Even Though We’ve Never Met” Guy


14. The “Ultimate Stage 5 Clinger” Guy

Are you going to kidnap me during recess?

Please, do not be this guy.  And if you’re a girl, I urge you to never respond/ block the creepers.

Be normal on Facebook Messenger.



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  1. Oh My! I just went through this today which is why I was looking at your page.A guy I faccwpted a friend of a friend request from ,left me a message “I am uncontrollably drawn to you and I ‘d like to know if you feel the same”
    This is a person I have never even spoken to and had known for about 5 days…I guess I should have known when the preface was “I hope this isn’t too creepy”….
    yes…’s super creepy!


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